A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.

- Anton Chekhov

I'm not a gambler, let's just say that, nor have I ever been a dealer at a casino.

- Anna Gunn

No one was more surprised than me when my paintings started selling, except maybe my dealer.

- Chuck Close

The good thing about a dealer's derivatives portfolio is that it is marked to market.

- Carol Loomis

Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show.

- Iggy Pop

I don't think anyone's ever thought I was a drug dealer.

- Jason Mewes

In Mallrats, you pretty much don't see him sell any weed, really. I don't consider him a big dealer.

- Jason Mewes

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.

- Patrick Marber

Since the Gulf War, since the new World Order, America is now the number one arms dealer in the world.

- Rob Walton

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

- Tom Waits