If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

- Bill Shankly

We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us.

- Bruce Eric Kaplan

I don't live for stuff and things, and if I had to live in a cardboard box, I would put curtains on it.

- Carmen Dell'Orefice

I have a lot of gadgets, remote controls for everything - the curtains, pool cover - it's like The Jetsons!

- Lil' Romeo

Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like, fine.

- Riki Lindhome

All I'm doing is rearranging the curtains in the insane asylum.

- Wes Craven