My father would have been made a bishop much earlier than he was had it not been for me and my image.

- Grace Jones

The Bishop moves diagonally forwards or backwards, to the extent of the Board.

- Howard Staunton

I think a bishop who doesn't give offence to anyone is probably not a good bishop.

- James Thomson

The Bishop, as I have remarked, was not very dignified on all occasions, and sometimes acted in such a manner as would not have appeared well in public.

- Maria Monk

Even when I was Archbishop of Wales and working with new bishops, I used to say, not realising quite how true it was, 'One of the things you will do as a bishop is disappoint people'.

- Rowan Williams