I haven't been approached to do a 'Doctor Who' movie. I think they would be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they asked me to do it.

- Colin Baker

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

- J. P. Donleavy

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

- Mark Twain

It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in.

- Robert Downey, Jr.