I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

- Bill Bryson

I haven't got many anecdotes. Maybe I should do something scandalous.

- Cate Blanchett

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

- Eugene Mirman

I don't do anecdotes. I accumulate experiences.

- James Rosenquist

I'm no good at anecdotes.

- Kelly Macdonald

All a Jew has to do is recite a few proverbs or anecdotes to consider himself an expert on 'Jewishness.'

- S. Ansky