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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.


When lorry drivers come up behind me and I'm cycling, innocently keeping to my side of the road, and they decide because they are so big, and their lorry is so powerful, and they just want to clear me out of the road, and they hoot aggressively, then I do see red a bit. I do.


We are experiencing such large support for the Olympic relay that our advice is to stay in your neighbourhood, stay in your borough and wait for it to come near you.


The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.


My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.


I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people.


I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.


It just happens I write fast and always have done.


What I worry about is that people are losing confidence, losing energy, losing enthusiasm, and there's a real opportunity to get them into work.


I've got more in common with a three-toed sloth than I have with Winston Churchill. There is no easy comparison with any modern politician. The more you read about him, the more completely amazed you are about what he did - his energy, his literary fecundity, his ability to work - just unbelievable energy.


It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.


London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country.


I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.


There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.


Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.


It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.


My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.


My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.


If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.


So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.