Quotes from Steven Moffat


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When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world, and we are all having it, that all men behave in the same way and so do all women.


Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research.


Nothing can ever be a rule in drama, because then you're saying certain things won't ever happen, and that would be very boring.


Well, I'm permitted to say anything I like. I just don't.


I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.


My problem is that the audience is more fiction-literate than ever. In Shakespeare's day, you probably expected to see a play once or twice in your life; today you experience four or five different kinds of fiction every day. So staying ahead of the audience is impossible.


People don't really have a relationship with great writing or great production or great art direction or great direction. They just sort of admire it.


The trouble with a series as it gets older is it can feel like a tradition, and tradition is the enemy of suspense, and it's the enemy of comedy. It's the enemy of everything, really. So you have to shake it up.


The way you get your script to the right people is that you put it in an envelope. It's easy. The difficult bit is writing something that is so good people will take a punt on a brand new writer.


If anyone said to me 'invent a new monster so we can sell more toys', I'd kick them out of my office.


Being the only writer on a successful show is very rewarding.


I always tend to favor the newer idea.


If you don't expect to like someone and then you do, that's an incredibly exciting moment.


If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.


My priorities are where they should be, which is making really great, really exciting television.


To me, a 'brand' sounds evil.


You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.


I absolutely love television, and I don't mean to be vulgar, but as I keep having to explain to people from the movie industry, I get more power and more money doing television, so why on earth would I do a film?


I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can pretty much write anything, because it's the hardest. It's the most technically demanding, the most precisely evaluated form of writing. People know if it works or not. There's a big button marked 'fail,' and that's when nobody laughs.


Fascinatingly confident, rude people are great.