Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

- Blake Edwards

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

- Blake Edwards

It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.

- Blake Edwards

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

- Blake Edwards

I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.

- Blake Edwards

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

- Blake Edwards

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

- Blake Edwards

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

- Blake Edwards