I've done everything from cater, wait tables, pre-school teacher, painting, to being Cinderella, Elmo, a clown, nanny, selling hair... I would do kid's parties and entertain and do magic and paint faces and balloon animals. The highlight of my life.

- Diora Baird

I don't have a publicist, I don't go to events, I don't do magazines, and it's just not my life.

- Diora Baird

With comedy, I like to not rehearse and just have fun with it, because I think being spontaneous is the best thing for a comedy, in my opinion.

- Diora Baird

I'm aware that people see me as a sex symbol. But I know I can act.

- Diora Baird

Your mind can do wonders, so scary movies are not the healthiest for me because it does freak me out.

- Diora Baird

My only advice is don't tattoo some guy's name on yourself. Ever. I've done it twice. Twice! I'm in the process of getting both removed. It's the most painful thing imaginable.

- Diora Baird

'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is just one of those movies that's like a page of history. You can't really go wrong. It's a prequel. It's not like number three. Which is really cool, to be the before as opposed to the after.

- Diora Baird