Quotes from Robert A. Heinlein


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A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.


For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.


It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.


The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.


When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.


Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.


There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.


Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.


Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.


Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.


Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.


Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.


One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.


You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.


To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.


Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.


Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.


One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority about what could not be done and could never happen.


The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.