Quotes from Fred Schneider


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The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.


No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.


You know, Southerners are pretty cool.


Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.



It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.


Call us the future from your past.


I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.


I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.


I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch.


Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.