It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

- Joe Moore

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

- Joe Moore

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

- Joe Moore

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

- Joe Moore

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

- Joe Moore

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.

- Joe Moore

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

- Joe Moore

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

- Joe Moore

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

- Joe Moore