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    I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

    Famous | Child


    I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

    Laugh | Compromise | Act


    Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

    Worst | Talking | Talked


    But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

    Comedy | Open | Chick


    Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

    Successful | Game | Celebrity


    I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

    Work | Ambition | Guys


    My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

    Best | Treat | Audience


    It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

    Funny | Watch | Painful


    I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

    Arts | Involved | Mixed


    I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

    Great | Generation | Minds


    Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

    Soul | Loved | Honest


    I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

    Famous


    Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

    Great | Hurt | Career


    Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

    Art | Comedy | Content


    After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

    Acting | Weird | Eventually


    The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

    Funny | Time | Annoying


    I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

    Sports | Somehow | Wildest


    Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

    Sports | Body | Compete


    I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

    Afraid | Heights | Rationally


    I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

    Life | Time | Game


       

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