Quotes from Jane Wagner


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    When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

    Funny | God | Talk


    The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

    Survival | Ability | Tool


    I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

    Deep | Language | Complain


    All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

    Funny | Life | Somebody


    Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

    Grandeur | Delusions


    A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

    Moment | Potential | Full


    I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

    Life | Dying | Worst


    The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

    Life | Knowing | Ahead


       

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