Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

- Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

- Kin Hubbard

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

- Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

- Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

- Kin Hubbard

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

- Kin Hubbard

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

- Kin Hubbard

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

- Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

- Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

- Kin Hubbard

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

- Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

- Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

- Kin Hubbard

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

- Kin Hubbard

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

- Kin Hubbard

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

- Kin Hubbard

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

- Kin Hubbard

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

- Kin Hubbard

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

- Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

- Kin Hubbard