Quotes from Bud Abbott


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    They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

    House | Seen | Liked


    It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

    Home | Movies | Television


    Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

    Love | Time | Home


    They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

    Water | Head | Above


    Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

    Car | Life | Drive


    Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

    Dead | Pigeon | Hooks


    Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

    Team | Third | Second


    That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

    Today | Stars | Tax


    You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

    Team | Fight | Comedy


       

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