There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

- Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

- Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

- Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

- Doug Larson

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

- Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

- Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

- Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

- Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

- Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

- Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

- Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

- Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

- Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

- Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

- Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

- Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

- Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

- Doug Larson