Quotes from Mark Roberts


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I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.


Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.


I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.


I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.


When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.


We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.


Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.


The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.


The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.


It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.


I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.


I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.


I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.


I don't want to do anything in bad taste.


I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.


Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.


God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.


Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.


One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.


In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.