Quotes from R. L. Stine


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Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.


When I write for kids, I have to make sure they know what can't happen. They have to know it's a fantasy. But when I write for adults, they have to think it's real. Every detail has to be real or they won't buy it.


Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books. I love hearing from readers instantly on Twitter.


People always ask, 'How do you write so many books?' And I say, I work a lot. I work six or seven days a week.


I should be concentrating on writing pages.


I'm a total Disney freak. I want to live in Disney World.


I've lived in New York for 40 years. I came right after college.


Kids think you just sit down and start writing. I always tell them you never do that.


So many people in their 20s and 30s, on Twitter, say 'Please write something for us,' so I have to listen to them, they're my audience.


I have a great office.


I read everywhere. I read every day. I read on the couch with my dog in the afternoon and at night. I try to read at least two to three hours a day. I read only fiction.


I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.


I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!


I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.


I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'


At least I can write.


I set a goal for myself everyday when I write - 10 pages a day - and it's much harder because I'm too dumb to turn off my Twitter and everything so it's always on and it's a real distraction. It's a major distraction.


I really wanted to be a cartoonist, and I was in 4th or 5th grade and I would bring my drawings in, and I'd look around, and everyone could draw better than me. Everyone. My drawings were just awful. So that's why I had to write.


I got the chance to do things that I dreamed of when I was a kid: I got to travel around the world; I had my own 'Goosebumps' attraction at Disney World; I've been on TV and had three TV series.


I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.