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    It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

    Great | Hell | Rock


    I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

    Wild | Deny


    I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

    Rather | Offend | Entertain


    I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

    Women | Men | Tired


    I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

    Women | Men | Nice


    It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

    Church | Except | Ozzy


    Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

    Youth | Role | Model


    I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

    Time | Good | Start


    I have lived a carnal life.

    Life | Lived | Carnal


    I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

    Violence | Comedy | Comedian


    If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

    Truth | Together | Learned


    Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

    Days | Straight | Seventeen


    Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

    Attention | Start | Head


    I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

    Comedian | Side | Outrageous


    I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

    Comedy | Shock


    I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

    Vote | Saying | MTV


    Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

    Lost | Worst | Ruined


    Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause.

    Gay | Comedy | Few


    So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

    Party | Drive | Far


    Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.

    Society | Needs | Couple


       

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