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    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    Drunk | Lie | Holding


    I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

    Goodbye | Words | Three


    There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

    Museum | Hollywood | Statue


    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

    Morning | Good | Drink


    If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

    Sports | Drink | Drive


    I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

    Morning | Good | Hate


    I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

    Hands | Side | Shook


       

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