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    I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

    Ballpark | Honored | Thrown


    You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

    Win


    I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

    Dentist | Cry


    If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

    Baseball | Thinking | Crazy


    If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.

    Good | Men | Hate


    I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.

    Work | Tried | Dollar


    You can't go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

    Pitcher | Cane | Mound


    I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

    Drive | Three | Runs


    The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

    Night | Looking | Sex


    I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

    Watches | Midnight | Players


    Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

    Good | Million | Among


    Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

    Hotel | Drink | Drinking


    They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

    Youth | Mistake | Seventy


    They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

    Funny | Family | Home


    Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

    Successful | Walk | Airplane


    I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

    Practice | Dangerous | Batting


    Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

    Son | Win | Season


    If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

    Smart | Army


    I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

    Successful | Game | Skill


    Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

    Cut | Later | Throat


       

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