It ain't bragging if you can do it.

- Dizzy Dean

Practice, work hard, and give it everything you have.

- Dizzy Dean

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

- Dizzy Dean

I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games.

- Dizzy Dean

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

- Dizzy Dean

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

- Dizzy Dean

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

- Dizzy Dean

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

- Dizzy Dean

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

- Dizzy Dean

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

- Dizzy Dean

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

- Dizzy Dean

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

- Dizzy Dean

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.

- Dizzy Dean

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss.

- Dizzy Dean