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Bennett Cerf Quotes - IQDb - Internet Quotes Database

Quotes from Bennett Cerf


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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.


The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.


Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.


Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.


For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.


Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.


Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.


The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?