Quotes from Billy Mays


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    When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

    Best | Against | Wall


    The infomercial business has been good to me.

    Business | Good


    It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

    Funny | Business | Home


    I've done well for myself.


    I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

    Enjoy | Shows


    Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

    Throw | Mighty | Save


    I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

    Business | Pitch


    Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

    Landing | Tires | Close


    Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

    Air | Runway | Count


    One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

    Hope


    The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

    Life | Best | Free


    Long live your laundry!

    Laundry


    Life's a pitch, then you buy.

    Life | Buy | Pitch


    I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

    Product | Sell | Unless


    Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

    Easy | Wow | Factor


    It's important for me to sell a product that works.

    Product | Sell | Works


    You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

    Shame | Coming | Mine


    Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

    Broken | Fix | Repair


    Hi, Billy Mays here for...

    Hi | Billy | Mays


    My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

    Good | Simple | Voice


       

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