Quotes from David Brenner


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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.


When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.


Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.


Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.


I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.


Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.


We're careful not to saturate people.