Quotes on the topic: Golf


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Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud of that.


I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.


If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'


Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important.


Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.


You don't go to Palm Springs in the summer unless you're building a golf course.


My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time with him over the years. Like my father taught me, I showed him the fundamentals of the game and helped him make adjustments as he and his game matured over the years.


On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.


I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.


Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.


The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course.


I've stated my position, and that is that we do not need a contraption to play the game of golf. I would hope that we'd play under one set of rules, and those rules would include a ban on the long putter hooked to the body in some way, shape or form.


I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.


What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.


Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.


Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.


Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.


I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.


I quit flying myself last year and that was difficult for me because I enjoy it as much as playing golf. It was an adjustment sitting in the back of the plane, rather than at the controls, but I've grown accustomed to it and enjoy reading a book, doing some work or challenging my wife to a game of dominos.


Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.