Quotes on the topic: Cat

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I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

The way I see it, a clever cat prowls but calls home occasionally.

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.

My ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me.

I've never been no superficial cat.

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

I always looked up to my grandfather. He wore Italian zip-up CAT boots, and he had a moustache which he waxed into a twirl - now that is worth looking up to.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

I'm the first to admit that the resolution of a hand feeling the belly doesn't compare with the resolution of a CAT scan scanning the belly, but only my hand can say that it hurts at this spot and not at this spot. Only my hand can say that.

I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.

We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.

I had a cat called Dizz, after Dizzy Gillespie.

Curiosity did kill the cat, but I'm very curious.

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe you until they get a CAT scan, MRI and orthopedic consult.